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Now for the long awaited Part 3 of the Life and Times of the Mullet

- By the way I did not write this.  I got it from a website. 

Why a Mullet?

Now, why would any human being willingly decide, of their own freewill, to wear the mullet? Well, let us not discount the many advantages of the hairstyle. It is widely known that the instance of the mullet in any given area is inversely proportional to average annual income. There is little to no maintenance required to preserve the mullet, and the costs involved are much lower than that of most other hairstyles. Subjects need not even wash the mullet for long periods of time, nor groom it in the morning, though many do meticulously attend to their mullet as an issue of pride and beauty - still the costs are indeed negligible. Also the mullet insulates the subject's neck, keeping him or her warm through the cold winter nights.

The other important advantage of the mullet is that it offers it's host the freedom of both worlds of work and leisure. The subject appears to be a normal human being from the front, unencumbered by long hair over the face, and also appears to be a "party animal" from behind, with the long flowing locks. Hence, the "business in the front, party in the back" mentality. One is free to be taken seriously in the world of work, and, when the opportunity arises, is also free to "let loose" and "go wild - ape style."

But let us get to the harsh reality of the mullet. It looks horrible, I cannot stress that enough. Wearing a mullet makes you look like a complete and total fool, and instantly makes you much poorer and less intelligent. I mean, there must be a sad lack of intelligence and self-worth to begin with if a person is to decide to grow a mullet. Hey! Do something about that mullet! It looks so stupid! Get yourself to the barber's shop and tell him you're sick of lookin' like an moron!

On of the great celebrity mullets of all time- A.C. Slater- you can even see Tory in the background with the "big hair"

"Hey guys, Does my butt look big to you?"

What is even worse than his mullet is the fact that he is giving the "gun sign" along with a mullet. 

Oh No!!!  A female mullet!!!

Currently Watching Cops - Caught in the Act see related

Excitement at the offices of CS3, Inc

A little before lunch time today I walk out of my office and into our "lobby" area to a surprising scene.  Directly in front of our office on the street are about 4 cop cars in the process of surrounding a guy in his car.  As more and more cop cars reach the scene some of the cops approach the car and get the guy out of the car.  Just after they get the cuffs on the guy he starts to jump around and try to get away.  So then the cops take him down to the ground and leave him there for a minute.  Eventually they started dragging him over to put him in the car.  You could tell the guy was screaming and fighting with them and was not going into the car willingly.  So the cops pick the guy up and throw him in the backseat head first and then slammed the door behind him. 

I should also mention that cops continue to come to the scene and by this time the News Channel 3 copter was flying above.  Anyway once the guy finally made his way from the floorboard and into the seat he started slamming his head into the window to try and break the glass.  He was hitting it so hard we could hear it in our office.  The cops got back in there and strapped him to the seat but he continued to slam his head into the windows.  In all he probably hit his head well over 50 times.  Anyway after a little while they finally hauled him off.  So needless to say it was an entertaining morning. 

I hate that I didn’t have my camera to capture this excitement for the world of xanga.  One of the guys here in the office (Mark Tesreau for you Bellevue college students) took some pictures with his phone and hopefully I can get a few of those from him.  Honestly the funniest thing to me was that in the midst of all these cops a traffic cop car pulled up (you know the pitiful little car with just a yellow light on top) and two guys wearing the traffic directing vests get out.  One of the guys looked about 20 and was a few inches over 6 feet.  The other guy looked about 10 years old and couldn’t have been over 5 ft tall.  It looked like the guy brought his son to work with him!  Once again I wish I would have had my camera. 

So if you guys get bored tonight check out the local news on channel 3 and give me a recap of what happened with the guy.  I can only imagine that the guys was doped up on something.